"I Am You From The Future! No Time To Explain, Follow m-OH CHRIST!" Chase your future self through time and alternate realities while fighting giant monsters, collecting hats, and eating cake! No Time To Explain is a game about Time Paradoxes, Jetpack Guns and Ribs In People's Eyes. It's a comedy platformer featuring great music, voice acting and gameplay that becomes more ridiculous as you go. Features USE THE POWERFUL FUTURE CANNON as a gun AND a jetpack! PLAY AS NEW CHARACTERS to blast, beam, slingshot and catapult yourself through fire, acid and fairy-cakes! TEST YOUR GUN-GLIDING MASTERY: There are 60 wearable hats hidden around these levels, but where are they? FACE OFF against giant monsters from alternate timelines, including the most horrific of all: your evil alternate self! Kill giant alien crabs! Eat cake! Fight sharks! Jump on stuff! Play fullscreen! Perform awesome dance moves while wearing collected hats! Play different versions of yourself from the future! Fully original Soundtrack!